一篇初二水平的英语演讲稿,有关讲笑话的,火速回答,

一篇初二水平的英语演讲稿,有关讲笑话的,火速回答,
一篇初二水平的英语演讲稿,有关讲笑话的,火速回答,

一篇初二水平的英语演讲稿,有关讲笑话的,火速回答,
三篇关于师生之间的英文笑话
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1、Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".
2、Two Birds[摘自爱爱英语学习网]
Teacher:Here are two birds,one is a swallow,the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is which?
Student:I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher:Please tell us.
Student:The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
两只鸟
老师：这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀.谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?
学生：我指不出,但我知道答案.
老师：请说说看.
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子.
3、The Fish Net
"Can you tell me what fish net is made,Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
鱼网
"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗," 老师发问道.
"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了." 小女孩回答道.
4、The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George,how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her,Mother,because she said that three and three were six and then she said
that two and four were six too."
新老师
9月1日,乔治放学回到家里.
"乔治,你喜欢你们的新老师吗?" 妈妈问.
"妈妈,我不喜欢,因为她说3加3得6,可后来又说2加4也得6."
5、A physics Examination
Once in a physics examination,Nick finished the first question very soon,while his classmates
were thinking it hard.The question was:When it thunders why do we see the lighting first,then
hear the thunderrolls?Nick's answer:Because our eyes are before ears.
一次物理考试
在一次物理考试时,当同学们都还在苦思冥想时,尼克很快就答好了第一个问题.
这个问题是：为什么在打雷时,我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?
尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前,耳朵在后.

Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them? Stan: In the bathroom 。 Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath? Stan: Blindfold them! 斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。 弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？ 斯丹：...

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Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them? Stan: In the bathroom 。 Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath? Stan: Blindfold them! 斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。 弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？ 斯丹：浴室。 弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办？ 斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛！

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I Don't Feel Like Getting into an Argument
"Gerald," asked the teacher, "what is the shape of the earth?"
"It's round," answered Gerald.
"How do you know it's round?" continued t...

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I Don't Feel Like Getting into an Argument
"Gerald," asked the teacher, "what is the shape of the earth?"
"It's round," answered Gerald.
"How do you know it's round?" continued the teacher.
"All right, it's square then," he replied, "I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it!"
“杰拉尔德，”老师问：“地球是什么形状？”
“是圆形的，”杰拉尔德回答道。
“你怎么知道是圆的？”老师又问。
“好吧，那它是方的，”学生回答说：“我可不想与你争论这件事情。”
2)
Our granddaughter's second-grade class was asked to write about their personal heroes. Her father was flattered to find out that she had chosen him. "Why did you pick me?" he asked.
"Because I couldn't spell Arnold Schwarzenegger," she said.
我们的孙女儿读二年级，老师要求班上的同学写他们心目中的英雄。她的爸爸发现她选择了他，真是受宠若惊。“你为什么选我呢？”他问。
“因为我不会拼阿诺得.施瓦辛格(Arnold Schwarzenegger)，“她说。
3)
Mr. And mrs . Shaw were on safari in Africa. Walking through the jungle. Suddenly a huge lion sprang out of the bushes and seized Mrs. Shaw , dragging her off. “Shoot!” she screamed to her husband,” Shoot!” “ I can’t !” he shouted back, “ I’ve run out of film!”
肖先生和肖太太在非洲旅行。当他俩走过丛林时，突然一头猛狮跳出草丛， 攫住肖太太走。“开枪”她对丈夫大喊道。“开枪！(拍照)”“我不能！”丈夫回答说：“我胶卷用完了！”

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